Wednesday, April 16, 2008

JihadGene is Back! or Reamed Out 'n Ready! by Great Reader KIM Jong IL

Ahh...yes, weedhopper (same-same grasshopper)! JihadGene is back and weddy to do battle with all RedNecks four-N and Domesticated! I'm Great Reader KIM Jong IL and I'm have video proof of JihadGene's physical fitness! The man is amazing! Just ask Ericklaw or Teresa! Not ownree does Jihadgene dodge sniper fire with the best-of-them (on a daily basis) but he can out-run a Ranger bass boat on land! Note* Out-running US Army Rangers is another story so ret's not goes into that. Here be JihadGene Fitness Video. Take off your leg warmers Jane Flonda! Put down the Thigh-Masters you Suzanne Summers! THE KID IS BACK!!!
I'm KIM JONG IL AND I'M PROOF OF THIS MESSAGE!

Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL

3 comments:

RedNeck said...

I dot a milk man buddy in Nawlins. He uses the same fitness video.

BTW podna, I a couple of dogs that don't do water. I keep 'em 'round for land based threats. So don't get any ideas.

Grad eryting come out ok at Dr. Frankensteins...

You got cuff links with LK on 'em now? You gots wots of jewry

Peace out Lil Kim...

RedNeck said...

I didn't click the link 'bout space food earlier. Glad I didn't. I got to ponderin' it, it worried me for a millesecond, and I thought, shit, what if them NorfKo's have the ability make TANG now. What will we do, quit growin' orange cake?

What'd they do at Dr. Frankensteins? Stitch your asshole shut? I ain't heard nothin' from you in a day or so... At least 'fore the elective surgery.

JihadGene said...

Oh. WedNeck. Yore back.

How nice.

KIM Jong IL