Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Going to the Hospital Today by jihadgene


My wife and son think it's funny as hell... I'm at that age where they say you need this procedure done as a precaution. A butt reaming for sure, with photos even. Wife says it's important. Today she's Korean all right, a North Korean. If only I had the strength of a Baghdad Bob (My favorite Iraqi War Bad-guy). I would tell them all (Wife/Kid/anyfrickinbody at the Hospital) as
Baghdad Bob did on March 23, 2003-
"In Umm Qasr, the fighting is fierce and we have inflicted many damages. The stupid enemy, the Americans and British, failed completely. They're not making any penetration."
Or another fitting quote from Bob on April 7, 2003
"This invasion will end in failure."
Oh praise Allah, MY ASS! I guess I'll have to type while standing up.
Later Gators! JG

7 comments:

RedNeck said...

I hope every thing comes out in the end, and that post "procedure", there's no brain damage.

Erica said...

Well, everything'll sure come out from the end...that's what I've heard at least.

Unless I'm thinking of something completely different.

Anonymous said...

Was that your knee-kicking a$$ they checked out, JihadGene?

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

Deltabravo

Anonymous said...

I AM Baghdad Bob. I triple Guarantee You!

And MY favorite quote is - "The Americans are committing suicide at the walls of Baghdad" while video of American tanks rolling into Baghdad displays behind my incredibly handsome figure.

JihadGene said...

DellaBlavo- Ha and ha! I have da most cleanest colon this side of Ho-Chi-Min's Tail! Doc says I bee rookin good!
Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader, KIM Jong IL
(JG)

JihadGene said...

B Bob- Baghdad Bob is A#1 Kool Kat in my Book! I'm hope him not dead!
Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader, KIM Jong IL

Anonymous said...

I'm very much Alive. I triple guarantee it my friend.

I'm eating chicken and pasta with the Walls of Baghdad Suicide Sauce right now.

- Baghdad Bob