Yesterday....

* Sing with me now, you Parents! Sing the Beatles "Yesterday" with JihadGene*

Yesterday, my HEATHEN SON seemed so far away
Now it looks as though HE'S here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, I'm not half the DAD I used to be,
There's a CLOUD OF DOOM hanging over me.
Oh, THE END OF SCHOOL came suddenly.

Why THE BUS DRIVER had to go I don't know she wouldn't say.
I DID something wrong (TO DESERVE THIS?), now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, PARENTING was such an easy game to play.
JUST SHIP HIM OFF TO SCHOOL,
AND HAVE A BEA-U-TI-FUL DAY.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.


***Yup. My son is out of school for the summer. I sure miss that yell'er school bus.
Miss it looong time!JG ;)

It really didn't sink in, that it was the last day of school, until the bus driver pulled away from the house like this...

The Great Dick Martin

I almost forgot you! Sorry.
Dick Martin
Jan 30, 1922- May 24, 2008.
Good night Dick!
Miss you looong time! JG

Someone I'll Miss Looong Time, Harvey Korman

Goodbye, Harvey Korman. You made me laugh so hard when you were trying, so very desperately, to stay in character despite the likes of Carol Burnett and Tim Conway. How they must be missing you! How I miss you, as well. Prayers to you, to all who laughed and lived life, with you.
Missing You Looong Time!JG

Hillary Hatin' Comes in all Colors...Catholic too!

DATELINE CHICAGO- Chi-towne's Trinity of Oprah Church had guest speaker Father P.F. FLYER (AKA- PFLEGER) create public outrage when showing up at church as a typical caucasion preacher-man. But then all hell broke loose when the REV did his Hillary Act! The congregation went wild (I would say ape-shit but I'd be accused of being racist)!We asked one of the congregation, a Mr I.B. Homeless, for his thoughts on tonight's sermon. Homeless said, "Like I could give a shit?! You got any spare change?Meanwhile denied access of his own former church, the Retired Reverend Wright was heard yelling-'I'm Black, I'm Entitled ... Now There's A White Man Stealing My Show!'We contacted the Reverend Al Sharpton for comment but he declined, saying "I'm busy changing batteries in this here bullhorn, go ask that bitch Reverend Jesse. Leave me outta this, Sucka"! Presidential HOPEful Barrack Who's-Named Obama said only, "Once elected by the Super Delegates, I will CHANGE all of this! It will be a much nicer world with me controlling the dumb-asses of Florida and Michigan, telling them when their votes can and will count"! We contacted Hillary Clinton for comment and could only make out the following between her heartbreaking sobs...."It'll be June soon....and just like Bobby Kennedy in '68"...
RUV YOU LOOONG TIME!!!
Great Reader JihadGene

My Elder Sister Carol, an Update by jihadgene

Remember my elder sister Carol? The one who had her ass-kickin' knee replaced? The one who later fell down and couldn't get up? The one who looked like a raccoon after her fall? Well she's doing fine (crap)! Carol's the one who traumatized my ass, by washing my mouth out with soap at the tender age of only six! She took that toothbrush and loaded it up with 2/3rd's of a bar of Ivory, then thrust it where my tonsils used to be! I was only exercising my 2nd Amendment Rights...you know?....freedom of expression, and all that? I'm talking a six year old's creativity, here! Next thing I know, she has me deep-throatin' a Crest toothbrush! I think she was aiming for my voicebox but was unsure as to where it was located. She never was worth a damn at Science, so she just probed with that toothbrush for...oh...maybe like half an hour, before her hand started severely cramping-up. But I survived! I'm her kid brother. Why the hell do I still love her, ya ask?! Because we've shared so many tender moments together, such as this...

Great Reader KIM Jong IL On Today's MSM (Main Stream Monkeys)

Meanwhile somewhere in the "Yellow Cake District" of PyongYang, Norf Korea we find the DPRK's Great Reader KIM Jong IL, back at the computer screen....

KIM- Man, Americlaw's MSM is all flucked-up. A better Allie in Georgie W. Booshes "Axes of Evil" I'm could not ask for! What chew think, General Wang?

WANG- Indeed comrades Dan Rather, Katie Couric, Chris Matthews, and the Pelosi-lover, Charlie Gibson, have served us well, your Greatness!

KIM- Why you rattling off names of half-baked lackey's of TV Land?

WANG- But you did say the "MSM", your Most Ill-Informed One. I assume by that, you do mean the Main Stream Media, Great Reader.

KIM- WONG!!! (wrong)

WANG- Wrong, Sir?

KIM- Wong. Wong. WONG!

WANG- Please feel free to enlighten me, your Most Acronym-onious One?

KIM- For KIM Il Sung's sake! Does I'm gots to spells out everyting arounds here?!

WANG- Please, Sir.

KIM- Okray. Look here at monkey test.

WANG- I see, Sir. So when you refer to the MSM, you mean Main Stream Monkeys. These monkeys have such powers!

KIM- SHAZAM, Gomer! You're on-to something!

WANG- So, who are these Main Stream Monkeys that are also our Allies, in the Axis of Evil, Great One?

KIM- Who you think gives American Voters choices of John McLAME (McCain), Hill-ree CLINTON, and/or Baalackguy Who's-Named OBAMA?

WANG- You mean the RNC and the DNC

KIM- You on it rike vomit, General Wang.

WANG- SHAZAMM!!!

Barrack Who's-Named Obama Visits Veteran's Hospital. Michelle Obama Hauled Away by Security!

Meanwhile, somewhere in New Mexico, we find Barrack Who's-Named Obama and his wife Miracle-Whip, visiting a V.A. Hospital......

BARRACK- (to the press and public)
Yes, there is nothing better in this oppressive country of ours than visiting our veteran's I so revere, on this auspicious Memorial Day, a day in which I get to tell all living veterans thank you. I revere you. My wife, Mississippi, reveres you too! My former Pastor is a veteran! I could have been one too but, for the good of my Typical White Mom, I struggled through high school and got a diploma! I went on to college! Clearly I was meant for bigger things, and not to be a lowly guy with a rifle, swatting skeeters, in the middle of Fort Polk, La. Now, forward people! On to the veterans who will be given HOPE by my visit!

MICHELLE- (Sees a hospital security officer with badge)
Oh look Barry! See the man wearing the pointy star! That's a Jew, isn't it?! Don't you have a good Jew story for the press, Barry?

PRESS- (mumble, mumble) Jew story?

OBAMA- Well since it is Memorial Day and all, a day we honor all veterans.

PRESS- (mumble-mumble)

FOX NEWS GUY- But, Memorial day is to honor those who have died, while in uniform serving our country. Veterans Day is when we honor our veterans.

OBAMA- You've been brain washed by that Hannity fellow! I will CHANGE all of that. The military-industrial-machine has too many holidays as it is. When President, I will combine both holidays into one. November 11th can be Trans-Genderation Day!
Yes it can!

MICHELLE- Don't listen to that racist bastard! (People seem confused. Meanwhile the crowd is growing.) You assholes quit lookin' at Barrack! I'm talking about that FOX News Guy spreading his divisive lies against everyday, hard-workin', middle-class lawyer's, who are struggling folks like us!

OBAMA- (through his teeth)
That's nice, Dear. Calm down, Honey.

MICHELLE- Barry could'a got shot at a gas station while fillin' up his ride. Now I don't even worry about that, since Hillary has called out a HIT on him in June! Just like Bobby Kennedy! That BITCH! I'll get that pant-suited Hoe! You just wait and see! I got that Hootchie-Mamma Hillary's number! AND IT'S UP!!!

OBAMA- (watches as security hauls away Barrack's wife, Maytag)
Now let's see, where was I?

PRESS- Something about Jews.

OBAMA- Oh yes. My Uncle was a veteran, who in WWII personally liberated the Jews confined at Auschwitz. My Uncle corkscrewed in, under heavy sniper fire...I might add... and freed the remaining Jews not 15 minutes before the Russians showed up and stole all the credit. So, to all of you folks who are voting for me....Can you smell what OBAMA's cooking?

DEMOCRATS- YES WE CAN!!!