Meanwhile somewhere in the "Yellow Cake District" of PyongYang, Norf Korea we find the DPRK's Great Reader KIM Jong IL, back at the computer screen....
KIM- Man, Americlaw's MSM is all flucked-up. A better Allie in Georgie W. Booshes "Axes of Evil" I'm could not ask for! What chew think, General Wang?
WANG- Indeed comrades Dan Rather, Katie Couric, Chris Matthews, and the Pelosi-lover, Charlie Gibson, have served us well, your Greatness!
KIM- Why you rattling off names of half-baked lackey's of TV Land?
WANG- But you did say the "MSM", your Most Ill-Informed One. I assume by that, you do mean the Main Stream Media, Great Reader.
KIM- WONG!!! (wrong)
WANG- Wrong, Sir?
KIM- Wong. Wong. WONG!
WANG- Please feel free to enlighten me, your Most Acronym-onious One?
KIM- For KIM Il Sung's sake! Does I'm gots to spells out everyting arounds here?!
WANG- Please, Sir.
KIM- Okray. Look here at monkey test.
WANG- I see, Sir. So when you refer to the MSM, you mean Main Stream Monkeys. These monkeys have such powers!
KIM- SHAZAM, Gomer! You're on-to something!
WANG- So, who are these Main Stream Monkeys that are also our Allies, in the Axis of Evil, Great One?
KIM- Who you think gives American Voters choices of John McLAME (McCain), Hill-ree CLINTON, and/or Baalackguy Who's-Named OBAMA?
WANG- You mean the RNC and the DNC
KIM- You on it rike vomit, General Wang.
WANG- SHAZAMM!!!
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