Showing posts with label yuccas suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yuccas suck. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Yucca Succa


My right middle finger got bayoneted when I was removing some Yucca plants from our back yard yesterday. Yuccas have sharp pointy spears. I do not like them as they have kept me from my life-long dream.... hosting a blog meet for nudists who love to play volleyball. Now my right middle finger is infected and sore. How on earth can I watch another Obama commercial, NBC, ABC, or CBS News without my "Baptist Pointer" in top shape? Yeah, I'm goin' to hell for this post too. But even more that that...How can I even manage to drive 1/10th of a mile in California without "the finger"? So I beg you, my Great Readers, to feel free and give me your "finger" anytime. JG;)