Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Yucca Succa


My right middle finger got bayoneted when I was removing some Yucca plants from our back yard yesterday. Yuccas have sharp pointy spears. I do not like them as they have kept me from my life-long dream.... hosting a blog meet for nudists who love to play volleyball. Now my right middle finger is infected and sore. How on earth can I watch another Obama commercial, NBC, ABC, or CBS News without my "Baptist Pointer" in top shape? Yeah, I'm goin' to hell for this post too. But even more that that...How can I even manage to drive 1/10th of a mile in California without "the finger"? So I beg you, my Great Readers, to feel free and give me your "finger" anytime. JG;)

12 comments:

tammi said...

I got cha covered on "the finger" durin' Obamamama commercials.

Flippin' cursin' and yellin'.

Yeah...I've gotten pretty good at that....you just focus on healin' that finger!

Anonymous said...

I have two spare fingers as well. Although when I see Oblahma, usually its the pointer finger that makes a mad dash for the MUTE button.

Don't ever underestimate the benefits of Neosporin on a flesh wound. ('tis only a flesh wound!)

Deltabravo

pamibe said...

"life-long dream.... hosting a blog meet for nudists who love to play volleyball"

A lofty goal, indeed. :)

JihadGene said...

Tammi- Where can I get the CD "Flippin' cursin' and yellin'"?
Thanks for the finger coverage!

DB- Thanks for the extra fingers!Maybe I'll take your advice on the Neosporin as the dog snot & KimChee poultice I'm using ain't zactly cuttin' it.

Pam- I'm singin': To Dream the Impossible Dream!

Great Reader Ruv's you all looong time!!!

Vixen said...

So what is your point? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Just kidding.

And no, Mr. Vlixen does not know what I have done...so if you hear about a a certain Vixen getting stabbed to death you will know he found out.

JihadGene said...

Vix- O.J. is innocent, I tell ya! But if ya dare photo shop yur hubby and put him in a bunny suit, like vixen did on her blog, well...let's just say that not even the Secret Service can guarantee your safety and security for more than a minute.

Anonymous said...

... suck it up, Great Reader..... a shaking fist works just as well!....

Eric

Cappy said...

I've gotten lotsa fingers through the years.

Anonymous said...

How in THE HELL can someone like Teresa Heinz Kerry, a Billionaire, not be able to find someone that can make her look like something besides a rabid squirrel on a bad hair day.??

Answer this, or direct Democrat women to professionals to get them to look at least human and fingers won't be necessary anymore !

ARGGH !
Gimme some Rum !

Anonymous said...

PS - All Democrat women are reincarnated as YUCCA plants.

Or my name isn't Otis !

JihadGene said...

Eric- I'm fist shakin' and suckin it up, ya JarHeaded Marine!

Cappy- You've gotten many fingers over the years?...me too. It's pay back time.

Otis of ARGGH...
I told Aunt Bee not to give you the rum cake. Damn. Oh well, just stay away from Gomer. That dude ain't right and he wants to be everyone's cellie. SHAZAM! Thanks for the finger!

Anonymous said...

SHAZAM......