BREAKING NEWS! President Barack Whosenamed Obama's recent trip to the middle east has influenced Palestinians to breakout in peaceful celebration and jubilance! Palestinians were clearly jubilant as fireworks from the P.L.O. & Company rained down on Israeli heads. Secretary of State John Kerry was impressed with the fireworks, stating that it was a good old fashioned "Hamas Hello". That is all. Praise Allah and have a nice day, LOOONG time!!!