BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! A new military unit has been unveiled today, near Pyongyang. Seen below is the DPRK's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un with his latest creation...the People's Army 'O Little People! KIM stated this newly formed order of "Light Fighters" was unleashed now, due to a "DOUBLE THREAT" from the war provocateurs of America!
Great New Reader KIM cited the "double threat" as Disney's recent release of the movie "Oz" and the fact that St Patrick's day is this Sunday. That is all. Go find some food.