Monday, February 13, 2012
New DPRK Submarine Named
BREAKING NORTH KOREAN NEWS! In an effort to beat the Obama administration and Secretary of the US Navy, Raymundo Mabus at the naming of their own vessels, Supreme Leader, KIM Jong Un has announced today the naming of a new submarine..."The Whitney Houston". The Supreme Leader said, "This isn't just any old sub, by enemy (any) means! No sir, Syng-man Rhee, buddy! This is the all new "LL Cool J" class, crack-attack submarleene! Gabby Giffords...eat your hearts out LOOONG time!!!" We now return you to our regularly scheduled program, mourning the loss of Great Reader KIM Jong Whatshisface. That is all.