Thursday, February 9, 2012

KIM Jong Un Solves Mystery


Meanwhile somewhere north of South Korea's 38th Parallel, we find Norf Korea's Supreme Leader, KIM Jong Un playing a game of "Name that Voice" with 7 star General Wang. Let's listen in...

KIM: Okray General Wang, I'm ready. Play tapes recording!

WANG: Yes, Supreme Leader!
(turns Mattel See'n Say arrow to a picture of Barack Hussein Obama and pulls string)

SEE'nSAY: "I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from
yesterday."

WANG: Okay, Your Supremeness. Who was the mystery voice?

KIM: Doo overs!

WANG: Yes, Sir. (pulls See N Say ring)

SEE'nSAY: "I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from
yesterday."

KIM: Hmmm...it's not Eartha Kitt....not Mike Tyson...or Scatman Crothers. Gots it!

WANG: Okay, Sir...then who is it?

KIM: Bawack Whosenamed Obama! I'm wins! I'm wins LOOONG time!!! Woot-Woot!!

WANG: Very good, Oh Leaderous One...but for 10 million bonus points...where was President Obama when he said this?

KIM: EZ! Him was on golf course!! I'm am Champion LOOONGER time!!! Wooty-Woot-WOOOTY!!! Now make ding-ding sound, General Wang!

WANG: Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

KIM: Wang, pull string one last time for Super-Supreme Leader Bonus'er points!

WANG: (turns arrow, pulls string)

SEE'nSAY: "ZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzz..."

KIM: Too EZ... It's Joe Biden in his office! Now, let's go back to mourning the loss of my Dad. (tries to keep from laughing)

WANG & KIM: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaa!!!

*Special thanks to FB friend Rave M. for the inspiration on this one! ;) JG




5 comments:

Cordovan said...

Bwah ahahah. And I'm still practicing getting nothing done! There was just toouch nothing left over from yesterday!

JihadGene said...

Nothin like gettin nothin done today that ya didn't get done yesterday!

Coffeypot said...

Funny shit long time.

joated said...

Getting nothing done might be a good thing!

Kid said...

That's hilarious..

We're on the same theme today..