Thursday, August 4, 2011

KIM Jong IL Says Happy Birthday Mr President


Meanwhile somewhere north of South Korea's 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL hearing the latest news about the New York stock exchange from 7 star General Wang of The People's Gloriously Starving Army.

KIM- Stock market going bellies up, LOOONG time!!! Read that to me again, General Wang...whats Obama, said.

WANG- He said...

"The stock market is crashing and right after I fixed our budget woes! This is bad news for our young people on welfare...those who need a nest-egg for their unemployed futures! And just as I was planning on making stock ownership a right! Those damn terrorist Republicans are wee-weeing up my birthday bash!"

KIM- ROR!!!

6 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

It is a great time for America's enemies.

JihadGene said...

USA_Admiral: Got to be LOOONG time.

innominatus said...

Just heard on the radio that Russia issued some Obama birthday postage stamps.

All the "right" people are celebrating.

Coffeypot said...

It is also the US Coast Guard's 221st Birthday and, believe me, they have done more for this country than ObamaLama has. They ever guard the boarders.

Kid said...

Somewhere there's gotta be video of the all the Russians and Chinese singing "Happly Birthday Mr Resident, Happly Birthdays to You" bitch!

JihadGene said...

innominatus- Great! Probably shows him rolling a smoke.

coffeypot- The Coasties are awesome LOOONG time!!!

Kid- Don't forget those partying Palestinian Freedom Fighters!