Meanwhile somewhere north of South Korea's 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL hearing the latest news about the New York stock exchange from 7 star General Wang of The People's Gloriously Starving Army.
KIM- Stock market going bellies up, LOOONG time!!! Read that to me again, General Wang...whats Obama, said.
WANG- He said...
"The stock market is crashing and right after I fixed our budget woes! This is bad news for our young people on welfare...those who need a nest-egg for their unemployed futures! And just as I was planning on making stock ownership a right! Those damn terrorist Republicans are wee-weeing up my birthday bash!"