Friday, February 18, 2011

It's Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Great Reader KIM Jong Gene, here. Been a hell of a week LOOONG time!!! But, it could have been worse'r... I'm sure. Anyways...on Monday our front-loading washing machine freeking SPLODED! I guess the letters "H" and "E" on my Kenmore stood for High Explosive instead of High Efficiency. That sucker cost a grand back in 2002. Guess my ruvly wife, the former Miss Kim Shee, my Minister of Norf Korean Finances, has now seen why you should onwree put HE detergent in an HE washing machine. Damn. Sooo.... now the "low voltage" electricial system in our custom built George Jetson/Elvis/Austin Powers style custom built home is playing games. Our local e-wrecked-tricians are gonna make bank. Shit. Speaking of shit... that is what I stepped into yesterday....in the house...and I tracked it around...of course. Damn dogs. This is why you should never wear any shoes in a Korean household...so you know immediately when you stepped in it! Serves me right, I guess. Oh well, that's life. But, hey! It's a Friday!! So let's dance LOOONG time, and keep all of our troops and their families in our prayers!!!

10 comments:

innominatus said...

It isn't right to laugh at another's misfortune, but that was funny.

JihadGene said...

Innominatus- Truth really is funnier than fiction. ;)

Teresa said...

I'm glad I didn't get a front load washer because damn if I wouldn't do something like that. Yeesh. What a week. Grab something nice to drink and relax now.

Kanani said...

Man, that washer was super duper. It could wash, save small countries from drought, cook dinner. Sorry this happened.

USA_Admiral said...

Thanks for the tune Great Reader and the H. E. part around this house is Highly Expensive.

Not even gum is as bad as dog droppings when it is on your shoes.

I always remember the troops and pray for them often but thanks for the reminder too.

Elm said...

I've found out the appliances are now made to last about 5 years. Sad isn't it? My parents' dryer from 1978 still works. Maybe we should just buy from garage sales.

pamibe said...

Happy Friday! Sounds like you really stepped in it, Great Reader. Well... sometimes you're the bug and sometimes the windshield...

joated said...

Sorry, you had me ROFL with the HE story. Good thing it's Friday.

The_Kid said...

Heh, Been there done that.

Man, Great song for today's world.

stopsign said...

Enjoyed your post! Sorry for your bad week but you did give me a laugh..Thanks