The Norf Korean CIA has just disclosed an ohfishall US Army almost XXX RATED/ NOT SAFE FOR THE WORK ENVIORNMENT mind controlling music video. It is believed the US Army has "field tested" this form of mind control technique on the "Squid Senator" from Arizona, John McCain. I can only hope that this whole "mind control thing" results in the winning of next season's Army-Navy football game. It's after Friday already in Pyongyang...so let's dance and keep our brave US Troops and their families (who could use some conjugal visits LOOONG time) in your prayers!!! That's an odor! Go Army! Beat Navy!