Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Korean Christmas Grinch


My skinny pencil-necked Korean Doctor (Dr Kwak ) has finally decided, right before Christmas, that I'm overweight and should go on a diet. He said, "You too fat! You go on diet! No candy! No booze!" Anybody know where I can find a fat Korean Doctor?

9 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

OMG!! Same damn thing happened to me in October. It is hard to live after the life style I thrived upon for 30 years. My doctor is has a BMI larger than my own and he said the same thing to me, "You are a fat FRAK."

Suffering leads to the dark side.

innominatus said...

The doctors only give me bad news so I don't go to 'em anymore except when I need stitches...

Kanani said...

Hey, well... uhmmm.....
*hiccup*

JihadGene said...

The rest of the story...I told the Doc I was concerned about my weight several times. He has told me repeatedly it's not a problem because I am getting older. Last visit I had (Oct) my foot was messed up and he treated me for ...it when I got back from Leta's in Tennessee. I have gained 12 lbs since (mostly because I love to eat... but I was pretty much immobile/slowed down because of the foot problem). I also weighed-in in lighter clothes and flip-flops back then. Now, suddenly the Doc says I'm obese, that I need to watch my diet, and exercise. Well no kidding....duh. The Doc even tape measured my big belly and proudly announces that anything over 40 inches is obese. WTF?! I'm a pig but he never pulled off anything even close to acting like this about weight. It's like my Doc either owes the government $ or he has suddenly turned into Michelle Obama. Did he even look to see what my last visit was about(the foot)? He never mentioned it. I just sat there and took his lecture without saying "Hey...Dr Shithead, read my chart before giving me your new found brilliant opinions or observations." I'll wait till after the holidays for the diet. More exercise I'm getting. Bottom line...I'm doing what he says...but it was a lousy way to get there. I've noticed over the years that Koreans do that a lot. Sunny beach!

Vixen said...

Firing squad. For him, not you.

Six said...

Screw your doctor, it's the Holidays! Dieting is for January. Maybe.

The_Kid said...

My yearly is scheduled for Jan 11...

I'd like to lose some as well.

Best advice I've gotten so far is that building muscle mass consumes fat. So, the more sex the better. 4 hours a day should do the trick.

The_Kid said...

PS - The government is putting something in our food. Believe me, they've got this stuff figured out. ALL part of the nationwide dependency plan.

Seriously, has anyone ever seen so many fat people waddling around ?

Or is it just Ohio?

:)

Erreipsebor said...

Shame on you! the people need an idol, not another fat guy thinking he it´s all about personaloty. GET REAL,GET THIN!
PS: What will you do then with all the food that you produce but you doesn´t use?