Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving 2010 Uncle Jimbo
Meanwhile somewhere north of the smoldering South Korean island of Yeonpyeong we find Norf Korea'a Great Reader, KIM Jong IL studying closely his Chi-com computer screen...
KIM: Whaaattt?! This cannot be. No fookin' way Senor Jose! General Wang, come quick!!!
WANG- Right here Great Reader, Sir! What's the problem, Sir? Are the South Koreans counter-attacking?
KIM- Who da hell is Leader of the United Steaks...George DoubleWoo Bush or Bawack Whosenamed Obama?
WANG- Obama is, Sir.
KIM- Zactly...so no more talks of counters attacking. The problem is not war. The ploblem is right there!
(pointing at You Tube of Uncle Jimblow)
WANG- Great One, I saw this video earlier but I saw nothing out of the ordinary.
KIM- You saws nothing out of the ordinary but did you possibility hears somesthing out of the ordinary?
WANG- Out of the ordinary, Great Reader...well...Uncle J was rather pleasant...
WANG- He was rather nice and rather thankful...
KIM- And he didn't even mudder-pucking cuss!!! Not one time! You knows what's I'm thinks???!!! I'm tells ya what I'm thinks...that red, white, and brew... Special Courses Queen Beret is using a stunt double!!! You know hows I'm do's it, General Wang!
WANG- Yes, I do know, Sir.
KIM- Yes, like when I'm sick in hospital...or laying low because the wife is pissed about my Joy Brigade leaving undergarments beneath the sofa cushions...or when I didn't want to go to school....or like the time when when I didn't want to eat rice again for dinner.
WANG- Then why is Uncle Jimbo using a double, Sir?
KIM- Hmmm?... Put The People's Glorious Starving Army on TRIPLE RED ALERT!!!
WANG- Yes, immediately, Great Reader! But why?
KIM- If that's not Uncle Jimblow on Yoo Tube then there are only 2 places he could be...
WANG- Two places, Sir?
KIM- He's either coming to Norf Korea to kick my ass or he's at the airport impersonating a TSA agent.
WANG- My money's on the airport, Sir.
KIM- Perhaps. Cancel the alert, General Wang. And General Wang...
WANG- Yes, Great Reader?
KIM- Happy Thanksgiving!!!