Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Obama's Targets Exposed by KIM Jong IL
Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL smoking a pipe and checking out the latest news on CNN...
KIM: General Wang! Comes here!!! Checks outs what I'm T-Flowed for you!
WANG: Right here, Great Reader, Sir! What was it you TiVo'd for me, Sir?
KIM: I'm T-Flowed the She-N-N Newz. Just looks at whats I'm got's on my Wang Chung, soupersized (19 inch) brack and white, Chinese HeathKit TV screen! Look... it's the anchors-man, Wolf's Blitzkrieg!!! Watch and learn, General Wang...
TV: Wolf here, with a CNN news breaking report...CNN has just learned that no less than fifty ICBM's in Wyoming have gone off-line, rendering their targeting systems totally useless against "THE ENEMY" for a FULL 45 minutes!
KIM: Isn't that great, General Wang?!
WANG: Great, Sir? Do you mean it was great that we, North Koreans, may not have been targeted by the Americans for 45 minutes, Sir? Is that what you're saying?
KIM: No!!! I'm means that Americlaw's economy is on the rebound!
WANG: Let me get this straight, Sir. You say... that by America's missiles not targeting us, in North Korea, that the US economy is on the rebound?
KIM: No-no-NO!!! Think...General Wang! Who is Americlaw's President?
WANG: Barack Obama, Sir.
KIM: Yes! Now...whose the "ENEMY" of Barack Whosenamed Obama?
WANG: Are you saying TAXPAYING CONSERVATIVES and SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS were the targets of the missiles, Sir?
WANG: So...what you're saying, is that this "45 minutes of freedom" may have sparked some confidence in those hard working middle-class Americans who are invested in America with their hearts and souls, Sir?! You're amazing, Great Reader!!!
KIM: As SureWok Holmes would say..."It's trigonometry, my deer Watson!"
WANG: Can I have a hit off your pipe, Sir?
KIM: Okray...but don't Bogart it, Wang.
WANG: Shall I order pizza, Sir?
KIM: Oh hell yeah!