Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Uncle Jimbo Inspires Song


That's right friends, BlackFive's Uncle Jimbo has inspired me yet again!
See "McCain's New Add" at BlackFive.

And now our very own US Senator, John McCain (Mav-DC) sings for you...

MEMORIES
(*an Elvis hit and a JihadGene re-write)

Memories pressed between the ass cheeks of my mind

Memories, beaten by an amnesty bill... so now I'll whine

Quietly Mexicans come floating into Tucson town

And reek all kinds of havoc on US ground

Like a Blue Dog Democrat at Pelosi's feet

Now I bark at illegals and burst into their asses,

like I'm neat!!!

Memories...

...hope you have no sour memories...

sour memories (of me).

Of holding hands with Lindsay Graham those days

and we were like Hendrix stoned on Purple Haze...

and Philippine girls with simple ways

wild ass'd nights in Subic Bay...Yooo Whooo!!!

Memories pressed between the ass cheeks of my mind

Memories, beaten by an amnesty bill... so now I'll whine

Lost the election and now I've got the blues

Mavericks?

I took Palin down that dirt road but I don't mind.

Memories?

Conservatives need no stinking Memories!

Damn their memories!

6 comments:

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JihadGene said...

Jahovan-
Thanks for pimping your blog here...now fuck off looong time!!!

Ruv You Not,

Great Reader,
KIM Jong IL

Teresa said...

I can see McCain crooning it now. LOL. Great job JG.

The_Kid said...

LOL.

An no Steenkin Badges Neither !

Thank you John for your service, but now it's time for the pasture.

USA_Admiral said...

Nice job with the pimper Great Reader!

That is a great rewrite for a classic maverick dirtbag.

I hope never to see his as cheeks in politics again.

You Rock!

pamibe said...

Completely and utterly awesome, Gene! :-D