Dear Allah,
Sir, kindly just knock my ass the F@CK out and get this shit over with!!! Sunday night another group of THREE...count 'em...THREE!!!...this time Hispanics... (AKA: The 3 Amigos) broke the lower glass of the front door on our store at approximately 10:30 PM. You know, Allah? That same glass I had replaced only last week because of a similar break in (same location on the glass door)? It was only last Sunday night/early Monday morning at midnight. Remember that? Then...it was 3 black guys, The 3 A-Negroes, who got into our store, now... it's Hispanic kids who tried to break in, but couldn't gain a joyous shopping entry because of the bars I had placed on the door. Apparently "The 3 Amigos" did not talk to "The 3 Ah-Negroes" and get briefed about the newly installed bars. I'm being attacked in three's!! WTF, Allah?! I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to!!! If shit happens in 3's what's next, Allah?! Allah, if it ain't too much to ask for, could you have all heathens involved be shit on and then eaten by a herd of wild Russian-strain boars? With my luck you'll just send me the 3 Little Pigs. Jeez! Praise be to Allah and all that crap, but help me out. So far, I score it... Seoul Brudders 1, Hispanic Homies 0, and our clothing store, Fashion Thug, out $870 (US).
Your Faithful & Pissed off Servant,
JihadGene
10 comments:
During the Rodney King riots in LA, Korean shopowners took positions on rooftops and shot at looters. Dunno how legal that is, but it sounds both entertaining and educational.
Inn- I remember it well and it gives me a *smile*. Thanx.
Claymores.
Homemade Claymores...
Made from shotgun shells
and nails
Gore.
I love "be shit on and then eaten by a herd of wild Russian-strain boars" it sounds like a perfect punishment.
Although if you want to go with the roof-top shooting thing, I am more than sure my hubs would be glad to join you.
Sorry to hear about your break-ins!
Here's a little something to cheer you up -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrrQwLdME8&feature=player_embedded#
Well, that's a real pisser. Maybe these bozo's will get the word out that you can't get in.
Maybe put a nightlight so the punks could see the bars.
How about a sign that says Electrified Glass 240 Volts.
A claymore filled with the big nasty.
Well that just sucks. I vote for the rooftop snipers.
I love the rooftop sniper thing too. However, just to discourage a certain segment... you may want to put up a sign at night saying, "Attention! Bacon grease applied today."
heh.
You needs to sit in a chair in that store with an AK-47 in your lap, waiting for the next time they come.
More than likely some of these little shits have walked by casing it out. Sorry this is happening!
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