Meanwhile at his elevated desk...comfortably seated in his leather highchair, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL composing a letter. Let's take a look...
KIM- Okray, Secretary General Wong. You have pencils and papers weddy to take dicks-tation from Great Reader?
WONG- Ready for dictation, Sir!
KIM- Good then let's begin...How's it hangin', BLITCH?! No...stwike that.
WONG- I'll strike that, Great One.
KIM- What's crack-a-lackin', BLITCH?! No...stwike that, too!
WONG- Consider it struck, Your Greatness.
KIM- Stop with dicks-tation, Secretary General Wong!
WONG- Dictation stopped, Sir.
KIM- I think I'll go for a more formal gweeting:
"Dear BLITCH,
...blah-blah-blah...etc...LOL...ROFLMAO...craygee mudder-pucker you...you make Great reader KIM Jong IL raff out roud looong time...I'm have nots raffed out so roud as when I'm read latest letter from stoopid mudder-puckin Obama!!! LOL!!! What chew been smokin, Dude?
LOL LONG TIME!!!...etc...etc...
Signed, Great Reader KIM Jong IL,
Dickstater, DPRK...etc,etc.."
KIM- You got all that, Secretary General Wong?
WONG- Yes, Sir!
KIM- Good.
WONG- Where's this letter going to, Great Reader?
KIM- Going to the USA...hmmm...Better put some extra Blue Chip Stamps or S & H green ones on the envelope for postage!
WONG- Yes, Sir...and to whom is this letter going to, Sir?
KIM- The "to whom's" is Senator Chuck Schumer of course!
WONG- I should have known.
KIM- Now that I have my highchair tray in the down position...goes get me a rum & coke, BLITCH!!! BWAHAhahaha!!!
WONG- A flight attendant's work is never done.
(*blitch is Korean for the Engrish word bitch...as if you didn't nose ;)
12 comments:
Wow. Me and Great Reader on exactly same page raffing at Chuck Schumer!
PS - Dunno if you ever saw it, but Great Reader showed up at my site last summer. He pretty much stole the show.
Need more bitches!
Writing this stuff is a real bitch!
Damn that Bitch !
Chucky, If it weren't for dumbasses, you'd be working at Wendy's .. if you were lucky.
"What's crack-a-lackin', BLITCH?!"
ROFL! You're at the top of your game, Great Reader!! :D
... bhwhahahaah!..... another classic...
Eric
I'm clueless on this one...
Another great one you Excellency.
I wish you and your family a really nice Chritsmas! enjoy yourselves and have fun!
ML, SSG
Hey Gene, I think that chick on the left really likes talking care of the great reader..
The other.. her mind is elsewhere.
Dear friend,
Wishing you, your lovely wife and your son a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS. I hope that the New Year brings you all excellent health, much happiness and prosperity.
LUV you LOOOOONG time!
I bet this is a blitch to write but it sure is funny. You need to come up with a couple more words for SOB.
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