Friday, December 18, 2009
KIM Jong IL Writes a Letter
Meanwhile at his elevated desk...comfortably seated in his leather highchair, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL composing a letter. Let's take a look...
KIM- Okray, Secretary General Wong. You have pencils and papers weddy to take dicks-tation from Great Reader?
WONG- Ready for dictation, Sir!
KIM- Good then let's begin...How's it hangin', BLITCH?! No...stwike that.
WONG- I'll strike that, Great One.
KIM- What's crack-a-lackin', BLITCH?! No...stwike that, too!
WONG- Consider it struck, Your Greatness.
KIM- Stop with dicks-tation, Secretary General Wong!
WONG- Dictation stopped, Sir.
KIM- I think I'll go for a more formal gweeting:
...blah-blah-blah...etc...LOL...ROFLMAO...craygee mudder-pucker you...you make Great reader KIM Jong IL raff out roud looong time...I'm have nots raffed out so roud as when I'm read latest letter from stoopid mudder-puckin Obama!!! LOL!!! What chew been smokin, Dude?
LOL LONG TIME!!!...etc...etc...
Signed, Great Reader KIM Jong IL,
KIM- You got all that, Secretary General Wong?
WONG- Yes, Sir!
WONG- Where's this letter going to, Great Reader?
KIM- Going to the USA...hmmm...Better put some extra Blue Chip Stamps or S & H green ones on the envelope for postage!
WONG- Yes, Sir...and to whom is this letter going to, Sir?
KIM- The "to whom's" is Senator Chuck Schumer of course!
WONG- I should have known.
KIM- Now that I have my highchair tray in the down position...goes get me a rum & coke, BLITCH!!! BWAHAhahaha!!!
WONG- A flight attendant's work is never done.
(*blitch is Korean for the Engrish word bitch...as if you didn't nose ;)