Well it's brown...I mean, Black Friday and I have re-written a song for all of you who laugh at the early bird shoppers like me! Yes, I was out there and in the zone! That is until the Thanksgiving dinner decided it was time for me to purge. Oh well...it's Friday so let's dance to CCR's "Run Through the Jungle" somewhat rewritten by JihadGene. Enjoy and if you have a shopping tune please leave a link in comments and remember that the Great Shopping Reader ruv's you LOOONG time!!! Now where the hell's the Imodium AD?
(*I dedicate this song to Mr Crap Blogger Extraordinaire ELISSON and to the lovely TAMMI who's Mama Vi works as a greeter in a Wal*Mart!)
RUN THROUGH THE WAL*MART!!! (by JihadGene)
Whoa, parking lot was a nightmare
Low prices callin' you!
Greeter told me, "Don't go walkin' slow
WalMart shoppers on the loose!"
Better run through the WalMart!
Better run through the WalMart!
Better run through the WalMart!
I'll save greenbacks, you'll see!!!
Turkey had my belly rumblin'
Toilets called my name
Two hundred million Mexicans in the restroom
Satan laughed at my pain!!!
Better drive to my bathroom!
Better drive to my bathroom!
Better drive to my bathroom!
I'm sportin' a turtle-head, ya see?!!!
Over in my Toyota
With bowels about done broke
I floored my FJ Cruiser now
My ass be blowin' smoke!!!
Better run through the red lights!
Better run through the red lights!
Better run through the red lights!
Whoa, Don't you Cops be stoppin' me!!!
39 comments:
Pretty funny, Gene! No shopping for me today!
Another most excellent Parody!
Too funny.
Funny crap, this!
BWHAHAHAHAHA.... Wuv you long time ole Great One!
Outstanding! And so ya know...Mama Vi is exhausted but grateful for the thoughts and prayers.
INSPIRED, Great Reader!! ROFL!
Have you got one of those picture emails 'People of walmart' ?
yea, I'll be running though walmart if I ever go there.
Pretty good, Gene. Excellent choice of music to mark Black Friday.
Well done, Great Reader. I stayed home and burned leaves. Put lots of nasty smoke in the atmosphere. Isn't that what Black Friday is about, anyway?
Oh dear lord, you made me laugh so hard.
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