That's right my friends (sorry to sound like John McCain) we...my lovely wife and I...well, we are small business owners. We sell clothing to mostly lower income folks. Mostly teens. Yep, gangsta' wear. So, if you gang-bang we at FASHION THUG are rip-roaring ready for all your Drive-By Halloween needs! You wanna look like Kanye West, this Halloween? We got the shades for you! A killer-deal (rip off) at only $8.99!!!
*Mr Microphone, bottle of Hennessy Cognac, and Taylor Swift cardboard cutout not included.
You say you want some street creds?! Any true Gangsta (red or blue) wouldn't be found dead, or alive, not having this main-streamin'-n-streetin' Gangsta looking ski mask in his or her possession. Perfect for pulling off a trick-or-treatin' 211 (armed robbery) at the 7-11 this holiday season. A bubblin' cauldron of good times to be had for only $7.99!!!
*.380 Auto not included
Or let's say you're known around town by all the Brothers as a muh-fuggin' 5150 (Ca. Health& Safety Code for crazy) who be hidey-hoeing from The Man and you don't want to get caught on Candid Camera (America's Most Wanted) but you just love that "Homie the Clown" look? Well...look no further, my man, because we at Fashion Thug have got that special ski mask just for you! At a low blow-out clearance sale price of only $1.99! Why... you'd swear I was George W. Bush on crack at these give-away prices!!!
*Thorazine not included.
And speaking of crack...how about this for the "We be New in Town and be Looking to Set Up Our Own Bidness" owners look"???!!! This, I not only guarantee will get you face time on FOX News, but a tax-dodging hook-up with the fine folks at any branch office of your local ACORN! A door buster of a costume (or everyday wear) at only $99.99 + 220.25% California sales tax. Comes complete with a diamond studded cane and one bag of oregano!!! *Underage South-Central American prostitutes not included.
So this scary season shop at Fashion Thug for all of your Halloween needs and receive this special holiday poster to put up in your crib!
* One poster for every purchase over one C-note ($100 US)...for a limited time only.
10 comments:
Michelle w/o makeup! Ugh.
I would buy some of your stuff, you know to support my fellow Cali peeps, but I can no longer afford the sales tax here, so I am driving to Yuma to do all my shopping.
hahahahahahaha
you're such a racist! And I must be one too for laughing.
Green Chicks are kinda hot....
Funny.
My nephew says that he "bangs for red" and will fight anyone, (With no personal feelings) who bangs for blue.
I am not proud.
ROFL! I only understood about half of that, but it was a hoot... :D
Damn, G-Reader, you jest ruined ma imaginations 'bout dat lady, da wicked witch of the da west. Now dat you got Mobacca poson fo ya, I'm seein' poison in da future for da first lady. Ain't no speaker of da louse gointa put up with dat shit. Dog.
OMG, LOVE the Douche bag (Kanye) costume ensamble!
Looks like you're ready for the Halloween rush!
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