Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Attention Walmart Shoppers!

Due to the recent reports of racism "bubbling up" from Georgia's own native son, Ex-President Jimmy Carter, Walmart's throughout the state of Georgia have recorded record-breaking sales in white sheets & pillow cases, ammunition of all types, duct tape, wooden crosses, Bic lighters, tar, feathers, and rope. Make sure you get to your local Walmart before they run out!

6 comments:

LL said...

Jimmy Carter - is he still alive? I know they attribute things to him but are you sure it's not like that movie "Weekend at Bernie's" where he's actually dead?

The message pumped out is stupid enough to be attributed to Jimmy, but then again, it's stupid enough to be attributed to Dear Leader too.

The_Kid said...

Dude, the one on the left is Harry Reid. In the middle is Obama, and on the right is Jimmy Carter!.

I Triple Guarantee You !

Joanie said...

The man really needs to learn to close his mouth. He has the worst case of verbal diarrhea ever

JihadGene said...

LL- I believe so or Obama is playing him like a sock puppet.

Kid- Wouldn't doubt it.

Joanie- He must be like John McCain...starved for some of that media attention.

buffalodick said...

Maybe they are just getting ready for Halloween...

JihadGene said...

Buffalodick- You have inspired me for my next post! Thanks.