Proud To Be An...

Artist: Lee Greenwood
Title: Proud To Be An American

Bastardized by: JihadGene

Retitled: Proud To Be A What?

If tomorrow all the insurance was gone,
I’d worked for (those benefits) all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just Obama and his messed-up wife.

I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be living elsewhere today.
‘ Cause the flag that stood for freedom,
freedoms Pelosi took away.

And I’m proud to be an Aflac-can American,
where I know health care's not free.
And I wont forget the Senators who lied,
who took trillions from me.

And I gladly drop my drawers,
next to you and moon Obama still today.
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt he's shafted this land,
We're screwed, the USA!!!

From the flakes of San Francisco,
to my tax bills too high to see.
Across the plains of Texas,
I'll sneak across the Rio Grand-eee.

From Tiajuana down to Jalisco,
to Korea Town down in L.A.
Where's the pride in American hearts?
Guess its time we stand and say

That I’m proud to be a Mexican,
where the cerveza's all tax free.
And I wont forget the Congressmen who lied,
who took my rights from me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to Jose (Cuervo) and defend her still today.
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the Mexican way!

And I’m proud to be a Caucasian Mexican,
where at least I know I’m Obama free.
And I wont forget the community organizer who lied,
and tried to bone poor old me.

And I gladly drink up,
next to you and curse Barack still today.
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I loved that land,
God help the USA!!!