BREAKING NEWS: PyongYANG, North Korea. It's ohfishall! President Obama's golfing puppet (Tiger's Woods) has been defeated by South Korean golfer Y.E. YANG in the final round of the PGA Championship. In the true spirit of Korean golfing fanaticism, Norf Korean Dicktater, Great Reader KIM Jong IL, has ordered that all gulags with prisoners named YANG be issued 9 irons to break rocks with. Have a nice day.