Praise Allah, it is good to see some of you all! You may remain seated at parade-rest while I indoctrinate you Boston Baked Bean Tivo-Baggers! First off...what in the name of Victoria's Secrets is wrong with you people?! How dare anyone clown or boo true patriots like war hero (sell out) Senator John McCain and the revered Community Organizer who doubled-down with ACORN (code word for muslim brothers) and parlayed his way into the Opel Office, President Barack HUSSEIN Obama! That reminds me...you will soon all be driving Opels. 2nd Off...Great Reader KIM Jong IL likes nothing better than a touchy-feely government to earn the world's disrespect by shaking hands with terrorists and dicktators while they curse you and spit on your ancestors graves! You peoples of the once free world now belong to Nancy Pelosi! Obey her...bow to her...love her, as the Great Reader says, LOOONG time! If you ever decide to do something good for your country then blow out your brains with one of your numerous RPG's or assault rifles (I like the AK-47 myself) but if you're really feeling like committing sepuku then go to work for the CIA! It's even worse than being a cop in Los Angeles! Worse than walking through a Walmart on a pay day (welfare check) weekend! Worse than having to watch a bunch of stupid crab fishermen on a special episode of Ice Road Truckers Gone Logging! Worse than having to watch that Chappaquiddick 100 meter freestyle swimming champion's funeral! Praise be to Allah but it is even worse than reading me rant on about politics!
...We now return you to your normal programming on MSNBC...
"The Joys of Sharia Law"
11 comments:
I hope he rests in peace. If he only could have gotten a whore across a bridge, he might have been President! I said that in a bar about a year ago, and everyone laughs except one woman who felt the need to tell me off!
...well, then there was the incident -just a teeny little thing, really- when he tried to help the Russians defeat Reagan. A for effort?
Hilarious again, Dear Reader!!
Hey,the ice road truckers show is interesting. Don't knock it!
DeltaBravo
Worse than having to watch a bunch of stupid crab fishermen on a special episode of Ice Road Truckers Gone Logging!
AH Hahahahaa. I can Dig It !
PMS- With all due respect sir, I do not remember giving you permission to use my image on your blog.
By the time my lawyer (John The Breck Girl Edwards gets through with you, you'll be begging to be allowed to atone for your sins at the walls of Baghdad with the Remulade Sauce.
Buffalodick. If he only could have gotten that woman across the bridge, he also might have been assassinated decades ago.
Buffalodick. If he only could have gotten that woman across the bridge, he also might have been assassinated decades ago.
Take my redundancy.... please
Kid- Probably right, but it is all water under the bridge now..(he said ironically!).. I will laugh at what a person was, but when they are dead dead, why bother? They are dead, and someday- you will be too.
I personally can no longer take all the "poor Ted" posts I'm seeing on some of my friends' blogs. Better I should read here.
Buffalodick. Reminds me of a tombstone I once heard of. It said -
"As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you soon will be."
PMS. Ted Who?
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