Just another day at work in my clothing store:
ME- Hello, young man and welcome to Fashion Thug!
KID- Whazzup, Dude.
ME- Can I help you find something today?
KID- A Lakers flag for my ride.
ME- Right here. Anything else?
KID- Some purple Dickies shorts and a can of purple spray paint.
ME- We don't sell spray paint here at Fashion Thug, but I do sell purple bandanna's, Dickies, and Doo-Rags.
KID- That's right. Got any any gasoline and empty bottles?
ME- Nope. Sorry.
KID- It's all good. Any 9mm ammo?
ME- Nope, you'll have to go to Walmart for that....
Sooo...the L.A. Lakers won the Stanley Cup at the Masters Tournament, eh?
KID- That's right. (pays and begins to leave)
ME- Well, thanks for shopping at Fashion Thug!
KID- Later, Big Boss Man.
ME- Later, Dawg.
(*Thanks to oddybobo for the Stanley Cup inspiration)