Friday, June 19, 2009

Welcome to Fashion Thug

Just another day at work in my clothing store:

ME- Hello, young man and welcome to Fashion Thug!












KID- Whazzup, Dude.

ME- Can I help you find something today?

KID- A Lakers flag for my ride.

ME- Right here. Anything else?









KID- Some purple Dickies shorts and a can of purple spray paint.

ME- We don't sell spray paint here at Fashion Thug, but I do sell purple bandanna's, Dickies, and Doo-Rags.

KID- That's right. Got any any gasoline and empty bottles?












ME- Nope. Sorry.

KID- It's all good. Any 9mm ammo?







ME- Nope, you'll have to go to Walmart for that....
Sooo...the L.A. Lakers won the Stanley Cup at the Masters Tournament, eh?

KID- That's right. (pays and begins to leave)

ME- Well, thanks for shopping at Fashion Thug!

KID- Later, Big Boss Man.













ME- Later, Dawg.









(*Thanks to oddybobo for the Stanley Cup inspiration)

11 comments:

buffalodick said...

Funny! Funnier if it wasn't probably true!

Anonymous said...

Oh, I needed the laugh! Comic Gold!

Deltabravo

pamibe said...

LMAO! I could just SEE that happening, too!

Hammer said...

Now you know what product lines to start carrying.

Teresa said...

ROFLMAO...at least he was cool about the lack of gasoline cannisters and ammo. You might want to think about stocking up though. ;-)

The_Kid said...

Weren't the Lakers in the World Cup?

USA_Admiral said...

That is why I do not work with the purchasing public.

H2o said...

LMAO.....

G-Man said...

Ahhhh....

The joy of celebration!!!

buffalodick said...

I'm sure you aren't happy about that dinklet of a dick tater in North Korea shooting his mouth(and maybe missles!) off, while your family is so close to it. Hoping for the best for you and your family...

Richmond said...

Hahahahahahaha! :)