There is talk of North Korea's Dear Leader, KIM Jong IL naming a successor to his dictatorship. A big thank you "looong time" goes out to the wonderful reader, Deltabravo, both for the head's up and for giving me the inspiration to write something on a day when I did not feel like writing.Meanwhile somewhere north of those heathen South Koreans, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, having some quality playtime with his sons...
GREAT READER (AKA: Michael Douglas)- Okray... My Three Sons! You all understands rules of game called WOK-PLAYER-SISTERS?
KIM JONG NAM (AKA: Mike, Age 38)- Father, you mean rock, paper, scissors! Does the winner get to go to Tokyo Disneyland?!
GREAT READER- No, you dumb ass! You out of game! You go now!!!
(Kim Jong Nam exits in disgrace)
GREAT READER- Okray, now we get down twos the knitty gwitty!
KIM JONG CHUL (AKA: Robbie, age 28)- Father, did you say Hello Kitty?! I sooo love, Hello Kitty!!!
GREAT READER- You have heart of girl.... You're OUT!!!
(Kim Jong Chul exits in disgrace)
GREAT READER- Well, KIM Jong Un...looks like it's down to just you and me. How about a game of Wok-Player-Sisters wiff your deer old Great Reader Dad?
KIM JONG UN (AKA: Chip, age 26)- Pop, I'd rather drink scotch and launch a few SCUDS.
GREAT READER- Son, you're a chip off the old brock!
KIM JONG UN- We got any menthol cigarettes, Pop?
GREAT READER- Check with General Wang!
KIM JONG UN- Uncle Wang-Bub!!! Get us some smokes right now!!!
WANG- ...no respect.
KIM JONG UN- What was that, Uncle Wang-Bub?
WANG- Nothing.... 'O Great... Attila-the-Son.
KIM JONG UN- I'm thought so.
16 comments:
"You have heart of girl!"
LOL
I think Kim dong Il is going to have that big red button installed so when he finally keels over he will fall on it and start Armageddon.
Hammer- Gurl not girl.
gurl is korean 4 girl.
This is too funny, JihadGenius. Now that music to that song is going through my head.
I wonder if they will reveal the recent nuclear test being the brainchild of the Un-Kim Jong and "his war" to give him "legitimacy." The timing on all this is suspicious.
(I guess Gen. Wang gets to be Uncle Charlie in all this? Drying the dishes all day....)
Deltabravo
Interesting trip into the mind of a dictator.
Like Hammer said, Heart of Girl was hilarious.
DB- Uncle Bub was 1st Uncle...Uncle Charlie came later. I'm old...I know.
USA_Admiral- I changed it to ead Hammer's way...he's the king...so I took his advice.
ROFLMAO!!!
Your busted!
Maeve-
Tanks looong time!
KaraokeTop-
YOU LOSER!!! Is wheelie plicture of that fat ass'd Michael Moore's home in HollweeWood Hills!!!!
Bring on the TapeOdongs !!
Or Daepoedongs !
Or StrapOdongs !
Whatever the hell they are !
Bring.It.On!
With S Korea and Japan's blessing Of Course Monsieur !
good point that hammer has here!
loved the post below, was really good what kid had posted on his blog!!!
I think N.Korea is in for big changes- not done by him or successor!
LOL! 'heart of girl'. Bring on UN, the IL clone!
My heavens, you crack me up. Mwuah!
My 3 Sons...?
No Bub?
GMan- It's Uncle Wang-Bub.
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