Saturday, May 2, 2009

Obama Takes Day Off or Busy Joe Biden

(From the Jihadi Buzz)- Due to the President's "taxing work schedule" Vice President Joe Biden has stepped up to the plate and Barack Whose-Named Obama has taken the day off to enjoy time with the family. Pictured are US Navy SEAL's and U.S. Air Force pararescuemen in a joint operation, jumping out of a C-130P aircraft, during a training exercise conducted over Fresno, California's sewage treatment facility and El Mexicano Brothers menudo processing plant#12. When asked what the training was for, Vice President Biden said the following..." Isn't it f#cking obvious, you Einstein? Do I have to smack your ass with a clue bat?! Okay, I'll break it down to, Robert Gibbs, you. These men are obviously training, per my orders, under the watchful eye of Homeland Security's Janet Napolitano, in the likely event that some swine flu infected pirates, of an unknown religion, should be discovered while over water, and simultaneously be trying to hijack a commercial airliner!!! You got that Mr Obvious?!"
Well, there you have it, friends. As Joe Biden girds the loins of America we can all rest easy this weekend.....Mexicans and Somali's too...because Joe Mama's at the helm! That is all.
(hat-tip goes to BlackFive for photo and inspiration of this piece)


Kid said...

If I'd have known Joe was so funny, I wouldn't have opposed him as VP.

He is definitely the comic relief.

USA_Admiral said...

Oh, I love the clue bat line.

Joe is Comedy Gold.

I would like to use the clue bat on every Obama voter I know.

buffalodick said...

Bush had his pit bull, and Obama has his...

G-Man said...

Yep....Gonna have to steal that line...Thanks