It's Talent Show Thursday and those who made this video get a standing "O" from the Great Reader! This video I dedicate to the one...the only...HAMMER! Yeah, Baby!
Well, here we are... I haven't voted for a D or an R in a long time... I don't know who is who anymore. Ron Paul may have looked like Mr. Magoo, but there was a guy for change..
Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England "
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
The CIA lied? Isn't that what we pay them to do? Hmmph. More like Pelosi was misled because she wasn't paying attention.
8 comments:
lol I think that sums up this presidency quite well.
Hammer- I thought you'd enjoy it. ;)
Oh, yeah. That's him, to a T. LOL!
No stuttering, Must have had a teleprompter.
Well, here we are... I haven't voted for a D or an R in a long time... I don't know who is who anymore. Ron Paul may have looked like Mr. Magoo, but there was a guy for change..
Can I do a standup routine for the Talent Show?
Here's my joke:
The Best Surgeon In California
Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in
an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England "
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair
and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
The CIA lied? Isn't that what we pay them to do? Hmmph. More like Pelosi was misled because she wasn't paying attention.
Deltabravo
Pam & theKid- Thanks looong time!!!
bdick- I sooo hear you looong time!!!
Deltabravo- WhoooWeee!!! You fire for effect, girl!!!
Wow. If only he spoke or sang this well all the time.
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