Thursday, May 21, 2009
In the News
According to one of my favorite blogs, The Jawa Report, a homegrown terror cell got busted. Read all about it HERE. So let's hear what some people in the news have to say about this...
Janet Napolitano- If only Obama could have only shaken hands with them in time. Sad. But on the other hand, they could be a group of taxpaying white conservative christian NRA military veterans!
Somali Pirate- Lucky bastards! They didn't have to deal with Navy SEALS like we did.
Sarah Palin- Give 'em to me. Alaskans know what to do.
Sean Hannity- I told you Reverend Jeremiah Wright is a mutha-f@#k'er!
John Edwards- You're not with the National Enquirer are you?
Big Bird- Why the hell you askin' me, asshole?
Nancy Pelosi- Those liars in the CIA will try and take credit for this bust, but the true credit belongs to ME, and I did it all without water-boarding!
Simon (American Idol)- My opinion...overall? A very underwhelming performance by a bunch of foolish young Negro's.
John Kerry- I can't quite put my finger on it... but I'd say that those young African Americans were swift-boated by George W. Bush.