Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in the "Land 'O the Morning Missle Launch" we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL raffing out roud....(ROR)...
KIM- BWAAAHAHAhahaha!!! Oh mine Glawd!!!! This better than Wessle Mania (WrestleMania) XXV! What say yoo, General Wang?
WANG- Well, I have to admit Sir, that while the clacking off of the Taepodong II was as mentally unstable as something the WWE's wrestler CAIN would have done....it has, in fact, made the USA's Presidential Community Organizer of Chicago look like he's been F.U.'d by wrestling great JOHN CENA. The response of our enemies has been less than exciting, to say the least.
KIM- Or Japland...what about Japland?!
WANG- Japan, Sir? Well, I'd say they lost much face, while you, Sir...
KIM- I'm knows...I'm knows!! While I...Great Reader, KIM Jong IL have face bigger than whole ass of W.W.Wee's BIG SHOW and HILLARY CLINTON combined!!! WoooHooo!!!
WANG- Er...exactly, Sir. Japan has turned into a paper tiger.
KIM- What's TIGER's WOODS got to do with this?
WANG- Er...nothing, Sir. So what is our next move, Sir?
KIM- Order some pizza's, kick back, and prepare for SMACKDOWN of U.N. as KIM Jong IL continues with WOCKET-MANIA!!!
(Man...if I'm ownly had this sh!t on Play-Per-View)
7 comments:
It had to be hard, launching 40% of North Korea's GNP and crashing it into the ocean. :D
Hammer- Knowing the U.N. and the US's habit for rewarding bad behavior and bailouts...IT's WORTH EVERY CENT!
I agree with you both.
USA Admiral- Yep.
Honestly, no one knows what he has in this device that was put in orbit.
To not shoot the thing down was very irresponsible.
Here he is christening his rocket.
http://i43.tinypic.com/34zwqci.jpg
Hammer- Classic!
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