Thursday, April 23, 2009

It's Friday! Let's Dance with Obama!

Dear Readers...I know of Bruce Springsteen's political views and I am aware that this is an old protest the Vietnam War song. I don't care. I still like the song and how Springsteen did it. Down below is my rendition of how Obama would do it. Enjoy and happy Friday! Let's sing with Obama and dance to "Born in the U.S.A."


(And now President Barack Whose-Named OBAMA sings)

BORN IN THE USA?

Community Oraganizing in an Oprah town
The first kickback I took was on Rezko ground
You end up like a REV (Wright) that Hannity's beat too much
Till you spend half your campaign throwin' people under the bus
Born in the u.s.a., was I born in the u.s.a.?
Born in the u.s.a., was I born in the u.s.a.?

Got in a little hometown jam
My buddy Ayers be a WeatherMan
Took Air Force 1 to a foreign land
To go and shake a dictator's hand

Was I born in the u.s..a....?

Come back home to White House finery
Michelle axed, Which dress? ...as if it was up to me
Flew out to see the Saudi's Number #1 man
I bowed down. What's the big deal?! I don't understand

I have a half-brother, he lives in a hut
If he wants money, he can kiss my butt
Wished he'd drop dead...WTF ?!

Limbaugh's got a picture of him, the stupid *CHUCK
If Rush would shut-up for cash, I might give him a buck

Down in the shadows of the DNC
Outta gas? I'm gonna close all your refineries
I'm 4 (maybe more)years burning down the roads
Nowhere to run from those radio talk-show toads

Born in the u.s.a., was I was born in the u.s.a.?
Born in the u.s.a.? I'm a earmark-free bowler in the u.s.a.
Born in the u.s.a.? Was I born in the u.s.a.?
Born in the u.s.a.? I'm a Kool smokin' daddy in the u.s.a.

(*CHUCK- urban lingo for a retard)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

totally.awesome.dude!

Deltabravo

Maeve said...

You missed your calling. You should have become a song writer.
Weird Al has got nothing on you!

pamibe said...

You are freaking talented!! Your version rocks!! :-)

Anonymous said...

You're so good at this, you scare me.
How did you get this talent?
Love you longer time,
Elder Sister

JihadGene said...

Dear Elder Sister Carol...

In the Army, while writing creative military police reports, and drinking copious amounts of beer (foreign and domestic).

Love,
Gene

Hammer said...

I love this one.

Rush has a parody song segement like this I think he should use yours.

The_Kid said...

Ahahaha, Nice touch on the lowercase u.s.a for Oblama

Anonymous said...

.... breathtaking...... rock on!....

Eric

Elm said...

Your version DOES ROCK!

I have a half-brother, he lives in a hut
If he wants money, he can kiss my butt
Wished he'd drop dead...WTF ?!
When you can make me laugh out loud you have done something. ;-)

Elm said...

BTW, putting you on my blog-roll. A dicktater (LOL) deserves respect.

Richmond said...

Awesome! And now he BO has his theme song... :)

JihadGene said...

Elm- I'm ruv you brogg LOOONG time!!!

Great Reader, KIM Jong IL

buffalodick said...

I think you found your calling! I still like Cheech Marin's "Born in East L.A."...

JihadGene said...

Deltabravo- Thanks mucho! You been a fan of mine looong time at Blackfive (like C_Bob) and I am lucky to have you in my blog life. Honestly-truly and I swear to Buddha too!

Maeve- Yeah, Weird Gene, that's me! Now go give some of that hairy-eyeball treatment to those school kid of yours! You are one good witch that I never want to piss off/get the hairy eyeball from!

Pam- Glad you liked it!You are a kick ass patriot and a lover of dogs! Are you classified as a terrorist by Janet Napolitano like me? Hell, I'm sure you are!

Hammer- Thank you. After reading your blog for some months I know what true wit really is. I was hurtin' when you left the blogosphere for how long...2 months? I kept saying "howdy" though, hoping you'd be back. It is wonderful having you back! Good reviews from you mean a lot to me.

kid- Ruv ya looong time! I always make sure to read your comments at blackfive.

Eric- I'll say it again...I wish I could write half as good as you. Thanks and I want pic's of your latest jaunt into Scotland!

Elm- You got that wrtiting talent and imagination thang goin' on! I saw it immediately on your wonderful blog!

BuffaloDick- Thanks! Your calling is photographing those great dishes you whip out and write about. You always make me hungry as hell! In fact I was talking to an employee and we were talking Mexican pizza...thanks to your post and photos about it, several days ago.

Richmond- The comics you post always crack me up! Ya brighten my day and I thank you for it.

To all- I may not be the best blogger around but I darn sure am the luckiest to have you to share the crap in my head with. If I make ya laugh or feel better...then great! That's what I wanted to do. Some days suck...but a golden one may be just around the corner. Hang in there and if ya see somebody feeling down then please pick 'em up. You are a lifesaver, though you may never know it. At any given time your kindness or willingness to just sit and listen may mean the world to someone. Don't miss such an opportunity. There's a reason you're here, in this mean old world and world wide web...a good reason. JG

USA_Admiral said...

WOW, you really knocked this one out of the park. You may have to work pretty hard so you don't turn into a one hit wonder on us. Do you take requests; like Billy Joel's under pressure?

patti said...

Wow, just wow. The boy thinks you are a hoot BTW. I love it when he actually "gets" growed up humor :)

Deadman said...

How come the dicktater didn't post "Porn in the USA"?

JihadGene said...

USA Ad- Thanks! I don't take requests though.

Patti- Thank you Patti and welcome to my world!

Deadman- Thanks el mucho but I do my shtick and you do yours.