Friday, April 17, 2009
Father and Son Talk
I have a 13 year old son. His name is Ben. Listen in on us...
BEN- Dad...you're always using the "A" word (a$$hole) when talking about Democrats.
ME (DAD)- Yeah, I didn't really notice...but yeah...reckon you're right. So where you going with this, Son 'O Mine?
BEN- (suddenly a big smile appears on his face) Well, I guess that's why you never talk politics when we go to church, huh?
ME- (wearing a grin) Son, don't be a Democrat.
BEN- I'm telling MOM!
ME- You tell the head of the DNC that and I'll cut off your funds like a Democrat would do to missile defense!
(Ben understands what I said and begins to run)
BEN- Oh! I'm tellin' alright!!!
ME- Get back here MISTER! Who do you think you are?! Director of Homeland Security or something?!!!
Damn...I either raised a Somali pirate or a presidential candidate...gotta be more careful when FOX news is on. JG;)