I took a test over at Maeve's...and, well...
Shit! I tithe and everything and still I got a freekin' 14 percent chance of going to Hell! Guess I shouldn't have tithed my 401K Plan. Thanks a lot OBAMA, you A$$HOLE!!!
HERE BE THE TEST
Pride: That shit is found in lions...not lions from Detroit, either. ZILCH %!
Lust: If the wife ain't looking...50%
Sloth: I'd do better but I need some rest...110%
Envy: I could care less what you drive...asshole...ZERO%
Gluttony: If it's Korean B-B-Que, then put me down for 300%
Greed: I drive a f*cked up Dodge truck. I wished I'd bought a Ford. If that's greed then put me down for 250%
Wrath: Don't *F* with me! 1,000%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: "ONLY" 14%
You will become famous - and subsequently killed by a stalker.
(*Lookin' forward to the future!!! Jeezzz..and I always thought it would be my Mom's God, Jehovah, or my Elder Sister Carol, who would have my worthless ass snuffed-out for the good of mankind).