Monday, March 30, 2009

KIM Jong IL Weddys Wockets


Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL busy at work on his KIM Jong IL HeathKit Satellite and ICBM Combo...

KIM- Dat's right General Wang...park dat puppy right up here so's Barack Whose-Named OBAMA can get good satellite images of harm-ress satellite/ICBM.

WANG- Sir...I must say Sir, that...

KIM- What?! Dat it looks outstandingly SOUPER-KOOL?!!!

WANG- Great Reader, Sir...It does look very cool, Sir...but after all, it is only a 1950 Ford 2 door coupe with the bullet styled nose-cone grill.

KIM- Yeah-yeah. Blahda-blahda-blahda....butt wiff it's nose jacked up at a 45 degree angle and this garden hose stuck in the tank, you gots to admit it rooks rike da "wheel deal" getting fueled up and weddy to go! Now admit it, Great Reader is right again...LOOONG TIME!!!

WANG- Okay, Sir. Real deal. So what's that in the silo over there?

KIM- It's either my new and imploved ICBM or a 1959 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer with a garden hose stuck in the tank.

WANG- Oh.

(*about the photo: US Satellite Intel believes it is either a North Korean SCUD or KIM Jong Il's ride with the fuzzy dice).

2 comments:

Hammer said...

Gonna need a buttload of bottle rockets to get those boats into orbit.

Ingram said...

Gonna need a buttload of bottle rockets to get those boats into orbit.