Tuesday, February 24, 2009
My Dogs and the Korean In-Laws
My buddy Deltabravo has asked me a timely question. She asked: How is my white dog, the West Highland White Terrier, BOOGER BUTT, getting along with my Korean visitors (Brother-In-Law & Sister-In-Law)? As far as my SIL is concerned the dogs are to stay out as she is too busy enjoying her time here in the USA cleaning, cooking, and moving shit all over the place where I can't freeking find it. Same program she pulls on me every 2 years when she comes and visits, but I'll be damned if she doesn't change-up locations on where she thinks my stuff should be! Holy batshit! She's a great lady so I can't rant too much more than that.
Now...On to My Bro-In-L and Booger Butt!
My Westie (Booger Butt) loves B-In-Law LOOONG time!!! She sits and watches him work all day long. She won't even doze off and she's almost 9 Caucasion people years old. Note that I did not say Asian people years old, as they age slower because of all the damned rice they eat 24-7 and try to feed me sack-loads of (morning, noon, and night) while they are here visiting me. The lucky b-tards!
Anyway, my B-I-L smokes outside (thank God) and loves to work outside. My Booger Butt (the Westie) will sit and watch him smoke, or work, as if she is absolutely love-struck! It's funny but true. She loves to just sit and watch him work and stuff. Maybe my Booger Butt was a California Transportation (CALTRANS) worker in another life? All those Caltrans assholes do is put out orange cones then stand around and supervise work that takes forever to get done. After that they go and bitch to Governor Arnold that they get no R-E-S-P-E-C-T and want more money. My other dog is a Shitzu and could give a shitzu less. Fin.