It seems Parkway Rest Stop's Jimbo has chosen wine over blogging for now. So I have written this poem especially for him...knowing too, that he is scared shitless of alligators. Here's lookin' at you kid!
BLOGS AND WINE
If I could have both...blogs and wine,
I’d drink my wines and blog mighty fine!
Why I might blog about some cat named KIM Jong IL,
or Benny Hill.
Yes, I drank that wine…and it tasted just fine.
Then my Doctor said,
“Keep it up… and it’s transplant time!”
“I’m lowering my cholesterol”, I told the Doc.
But he saw right thru me. What a crock!
I went home, drank a gallon of Matua Valley Innovator.
I guess it was at this point…
I began to see the gators!
Gators! Gators!! GATORS, GALORE!!!
They were heading for New Jersey…
The Garden State’s shore!
I tried to call Jimbo but he wasn’t there!
I e-mailed Jimbo but he just didn’t care!
I guess the wine must have numbed him…
or he just didn’t notice…
his waitress wearing a big toothy grin…
and a green…GREEN… bodice!
Jimbo is gone now…
He was consumed by a gator.
Gotta go blog now,
I’ll see you later!