Sunday, August 17, 2008
Sorry Elvis! I Forgot.
Don't be cruel, people! I forgot it's been 31 years ago, yesterday, that the King (Elvis) passed away. My apologies to the King. Here, in The People's Republic of California, I assure you though Comrades that I Great Reader KIM Jong IL/JihadGene am on the constant lookout, ever vigilante, checking local In-n-Out Burgers in the wee hours for an Elvis sighting! Did I tell you I have an Elvis Bathroom? I really do! Bet you don't! Here's the picture to prove it! No, Elvis is not laying dead on the floor in there. See the cool chandeliers? On the counter top is a 1950's bakelite Admiral AM radio/phonograph....yes it works and you can bet you're sweet bippy that an Elvis 45 is on the turntable! If ya come by our place, I'll give ya the tour. Complete with Elvis in his gold lame' suit. That's lame', not lame, for you Uncle Bob's out there. Ruv Elvis Looong Time! JG