Sunday, August 17, 2008

Sorry Elvis! I Forgot.


Don't be cruel, people! I forgot it's been 31 years ago, yesterday, that the King (Elvis) passed away. My apologies to the King. Here, in The People's Republic of California, I assure you though Comrades that I Great Reader KIM Jong IL/JihadGene am on the constant lookout, ever vigilante, checking local In-n-Out Burgers in the wee hours for an Elvis sighting! Did I tell you I have an Elvis Bathroom? I really do! Bet you don't! Here's the picture to prove it! No, Elvis is not laying dead on the floor in there. See the cool chandeliers? On the counter top is a 1950's bakelite Admiral AM radio/phonograph....yes it works and you can bet you're sweet bippy that an Elvis 45 is on the turntable! If ya come by our place, I'll give ya the tour. Complete with Elvis in his gold lame' suit. That's lame', not lame, for you Uncle Bob's out there. Ruv Elvis Looong Time! JG

8 comments:

Hammer said...

Do you have the official fully stocked Elvis medicine cabinet? ;)

JihadGene said...

Good one Hammer! A fully stocked Elvis medicine cabinet would undoubtedly cost me more than the house. No can do.

pamibe said...

If we visit, could we perhaps have peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the Elvis bathroom? I believe that's where he enjoyed them most...

Boomer Baby Carol said...

Jigene,
I think you forgot this date because for you (and many of us) Elvis lives!
Love you longer time,
Elder Sister

JihadGene said...

Pam- I got me some Lipitor so let's fry up some peanut butter & nanner sandwiches in pure butter and commence to chowing down!

Elder Sis-
Right on! Right on!

Anonymous said...

That bathroom gets a gold medal in Awesomeness! Does the sign on the door say "Takin' Care of Business" ??

DeltaBravo

Maeve said...

I remember I was at summer camp when the news came that he passed.
What a flash back......

Teresa said...

OMG - Chandeliers AND Elvis... ROFLMAO - excellent.