Monday, July 14, 2008
KIM Jong IL Reviews The New Yorker
Meanwhile somewhere North of the Samsung-Daewoo line (DMZ) in fabulous Norf Korea, we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL examining the latest cover of The New Yorker magazine...
KIM- Cums here, General Wang.
WANG- Here, Great Reader Sir!
KIM- Rook at picture of Barrack Who's-Named Obama and his wife Michelin. Rook closely.
WANG- Looking closely, your Greatness.
KIM- Notice anyting missing in action of photo?
WANG- Something missing in the cover photo....hmmmm. Let's see...American Flag in fireplace.
OBL's picture on wall. Can't tell if Barrack is wearing a flag lapel pin from this angle. His ears seem a little too small maybe, Great Reader?
KIM- You getting warmer....
WANG- Oh yeah. It's Tony Rezko!
KIM- You getting very warmer....hint... it is peoples who be missing.
WANG- Oh now I know, Great Reader. Their kids!
WANG- What's their daughters names?
KIM- I'm thinking it's Uday and Qusay.
WANG- Right on.