Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Barrack Who's-Named Obama Speaks
(AP) Obama said adhering to nonproliferation treaties would put pressure on nations such as North Korea and Iran. North Korea has tested a nuclear weapon and Iran has an energy program the Bush administration warns could be a precursor to nuclear weapon development.
*It's Jimmy Carter all over again.
Meanwhile somewhere in Peace Ruving and Wocket Launching Norf Korea, we find Great Reader KIM Jong Il, raffing his ass off...
KIM- Read that to me again, General Wang.
WANG- Yes, Great One. Barrack "Who' s-Named" Obama said, and I quote, "Adhering to nonproliferation treaties would put pressure on nations such as North Korea and Iran".
WANG- And according to (AP) ...Two goals of his administration would be to secure all loose nuclear material during his first term and to rid the world of nuclear weapons, Obama told an audience before a roundtable discussion at Purdue University.
KIM- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where the f*ck is Purdue University?
WANG- I believe it's in Plains, Georgia...Your Greatness.