Monday, June 23, 2008
North Korea Travel Update!
MEMO TO HONORED GUESTS FRUMS THE TOURIST INFOURMATION CENTER PYONGYANG, NORF KOREA, 90220-5150
Update for all Guest Tourists booking the "De-Rux Tour & Travel Package" of beautiful North Korea! Despite the high cost of fuel you will fly in on the "Shasta Cola" of all airlines, Fu Kyu Air! Fu Kyu is great way to fly, in our state of the art, diesel powered aircraft! Your non-stop flight from Berkeley, Ca. (USA) also includes the following lay-overs (in order) with connecting flights, where you'll change planes in Ho Chi Min City, Tehran, Moscow, Damascus, and "exotic" Chicago, Illinois...home of some of the sorriest churches and politician's you'll ever want to meet (no links needed here)! You then arrive at your final destination of PyongYang, North Korea and upon arrival will receive one case (duty-free) of "Billy Beer". Time and time again, when our dedicated Travel Staff ask if our travelers enjoyed their flight, we hear a resounding FU KYU and KIM Jong Il too!!! Time, and time, again...without fail! RYLT!GR