Tuesday, June 24, 2008

KIM Jong IL's Parking Tips...

While brog-surfing, I found my friend, Teresa, over at Technicalities, wiff a problem. It seems Teresa, who is good Joe (peeps), parks way out there in parking lots, to avoid udder more big vehicles which may block her view when she backing out of parking stall. Teresa drives a mid sized vehicle and, wet's face it (unless you are Gene's Uncle Bob), gettin' boxed in by vans and SUV's, while tryings to back out, is no fun. So here are some helpful hints...
KIM JONG IL's Parking Tips

PLAN A- While a bit pricey at $485 (US) , per 16' length, I find the "Local Law Enforcement Method" using Magnum Road Spikes, if strategically placed, will keep those problem SUV's at bay. It comes with a nice carrying case too!

PLAN B- For the do-it-your-selfer's try "The Bob Vila Approach". Empty a couple of kilo's of 3" deck screws in those flanking stalls! Make sure they are the silver colored ones for maximum visibility! If you are at Home Depot this will "NOT" work, as illegal aliens will take the screws.

PLAN C- Do it cheap-charlie. You can save money and "GO Wal-Mart on 'Em" ... just toss some dirty diaper bombs and break a few bottles in the adjacent parking stalls! Plus, feel free to throw out any trash in your car from 7-11's, Micky D's, KFC, Booger King, etc.! Even empty your ash-tway, if you smoke! Remember if you are "IN" a Wal-Mart parking lot, Plans A, B, and C, will have no effect what-so-ever. Absolute!!!

I knows too much abrout you Americans!
Ruv You Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM JONG IL


Teresa said...

ROFLMAO!!!! I may go for plan A - it certainly holds a great deal of appeal for me at the moment. ;-) Thanks for the tip Great Reader.

JihadGene said...

Ahh, teresa! You catch me looong time! I had to run out the door to work and didn't have a chance to give you the "Heads Up"! Being a DickTater keeps me berry busy!

Ruv You Looong Time,
Great Reader KIM Jong IL