Sunday, May 18, 2008
Republican Choices or Welcome to My World by Great Reader KIM Jong IL
Meanwhile somewhere in a humble palace, just a little north of the Souf Koreans. You knows the dishonorable Souf Koreans don'ts you? Their peoples slave and starve in the streets, bowing in homage five times a day, and mayblee Eight Days a Week, towards Clawford, Texas and prayings to Georgie Doublewoo Bushie for American Mad-Cow infested cuts of beef to quickly be imported so they can fill their Seoul-less bellies! Wheres was I? Oh yeah, meanwhiles somewhere north of the Cowards of the DMZ (US ARMY 2nd Infantry Div), we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL reflecting on CHOICES.....
KIM- You knows General Wang, those Americlans gots so's many choices.
WANG- How so, most Self-Enamored One?
KIM- Look here on giant-sized Chi-mart 20cm (8 inch) compooter screen.
WANG- Wow! So many cars!
KIM- And they are for sale to all USA peoples and ill-weegull immigrunts too! Man, they love those Ford and Dodge vans!
WANG- What's an illegal immigrant, Sir?
KIM- Mostly them are slaves of MEXICO's 3 AMIGO's!
WANG- The Three Amigos, Sir?
KIM- I'm talkin' Senator Lindsey Graham (R?-South MEXICO-lina), Senator Trent LOTT (R?-MEXICO-sippi), and the Vincente FOX of Los America's EL PRESIDENTE Jorge W. BUSH (Compassionate Conservative Democrat-Rancho Crawford)! Those Amigos works hard in Washingtown Dee Cee and help ill-weegulls come over water of Rio Grande to fill Americaw's old Dodge and Ford vans, chock-full, plus... farm fields! Mexican restaurants! Gangs! Prisons! Home Depot parking lots! And Emergency Rooms! If one is lucky enough they may even get to work for Mitt Romney, mowing lawns! Or better yet...holding and posting "Viva McCain" signs on street corners!
WANG- I know we're talking choices here, Your Greatness, and the Americans are having an election in November of '08...
KIM- Stop rights there! Let's me interrupt your twain of thought, Wang. Choices?! Look, who's running for Repubrickan President of all salt mines and the whole-enchalada of USA?
WANG- Well there's Fred Thompson and Mitt Romney...
KIM- Nope and Nope.
WANG- Ron Paul?
KIM- (Fluck him!The blimp rider!) Nope.
WANG- Jeb Bush?
KIM- Him sobered up (don't know about his kid though, Gore's either) and never ran. So, Nope.
WANG- How about Ted Kennedy?
KIM- Him laid-up in hospital getting a new neck brace, I'm thinks. The one he used after Chapaquid-dick is too small for his fat-ass now. Or...hmmm...maybe he got his 10th liver trans-prant. Regardless, Kennedy is DEMO-KWAP, No RepubPRICKan! So answer is, Nope!
WANG- Well who are the choices for Republican Presidential Candidate?
KIM- Own-ree ONE. The 4th AMIGO.
WANG- You mean John McCain?!
WANG- But....that's no choice!
KIM- Great isn't it?! Welcome to my world! (Rest in Peace Eddie Arnold)