Monday, May 5, 2008

Proof Once Again that America's Squirrel's Have Come Home to Roost (almost)




Great Reader KIM Jong IL & JihadGene prove once again that we carefully scween (screen) the Great Reader's comments section of our GLORIOUS brogg!!!
You suggest... and we find!!!
When asked about squirrels, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr, had this to say...
GAWD DAMN SQUIRRELS!!! GAWD DAMN PETA!!!
GAWD DAMN PET'S MART!!! GAWD DAMN OLD PEOPLE AND KIDS IN THE PARK FEEDIN' SQUIRRELS!!! GOTT-DAMN 'EM ALL TO HELL!!!
Per the request of our anointed reader DELTABRAVO we give you via the World-Why-Webb
the SQUIRREL-A-PULT!!!
Great Reader says- This is own-ree more ploof that American's haves too much time on their hands! (Tanks DB! RYLT!!!)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

A thing of beauty to behold! (And there is a dead one in the street in front of my house now. It launched the tree rat all the way to my house!)

Tell you what, if the DPRKers could mass-market that, they'd kick start their economy big time!

Thanks for the laugh. RYLT Deltabravo

JihadGene said...

Deer DellaBlavo...

You're an INSPLIRATION to the DPRK!
Continue to fight the good fight against all squirrels foreign and domestic! May all the Huckabee's in Arkansas have their glorious popcorn poppers filled with those heathen squirrels!

Ruv Yoo Looong Time (as far as the maximum kill radius of a Squirrel-A-Pult, even)!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL & JG

Teresa said...

Love it! I know there are many who would benefit greatly from this bane of squirrelish existence. *grin*

Anonymous said...

.... most excellent..... the only problem that I can see is that the squirrel appears to survive the 'launch'..... that is unacceptable...... all squirrels that are 'targeted' must die..... just launching them over the fence to the neighbor is mean-spirited..... especially since the neighbor will then have to shoot the squirrel that you lobbed into his yard.....

.... I say ban the squirrel catapult.... all you are doing is moving 'your' problem so that it becomes someone else's problem... people have to learn to take accountability and just step up to the plate with a extra-fine trigger-pull..... hell, it's the American Way!... or at least it used to be...

Eric

Mommynator said...

My husband has a constant and running battle with squirrels. They dig up our flower bulbs. They dig out the veggie seeds he's just planted.

We live inside city limits and therefore are not allowed to discharge firearms against real animals (not the human kind).

RedNec said...

Sorution simple. Build brick wall between deck, and tree. Apply bullseye to wall if desired. If that thing gets much bigger, you may be the first country to put a squirrel in space.