Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Great Reader's Security Breech....or Unwelcomed Visitors by jihadgene


Meanwhile back in the Land of the Morning Missile Launch. Somewhere's north of the DMZ (or Red Neck Ramblings' TMZ.com) Great Reader and Late Sleeper, KIM Jong IL is awakened at precisely....Knock-knock-knock! Bling-blong! BLING-BLONG! KNOCKA_KNOCKA-KNOCKA!BLING-BLOOOONG LOOONG-TIME!!!
KIM- Grood grief! (looks at time-mex watch) Eight 'O Crock?! EIGHT 'O CROCK IN DA MORNING?! Who in dee hell's wakes up Great Reader at Eight A.M.? Guess I'm find out.(KIM opens door to three Jehovah's Witnesses)

JW#1- Good morning Sir!

KIM- Yes?

JW#2- Sir, have you ever wondered what is going on in today's worldly-world?

KIM- Well, I'm...

JW#3- Have you ever asked what is going on in this worldly-world of worldly-men?

KIM- Well, I'm...

JW#1, JW#2, and JW#3- HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLDLY-WORLD, OF WORLDLY-MEN, RUNNING THINGS IN THEIR WORLDLY-WAYS?!

KIM- Look, here Five Dollah (U.S.)! Juss takie and yoo go now. No needs WatchTower or Awake magazine. Have a nice day.
(KIM shuts door)
I'm muss be getting old. I'm was nice to doze guys...Oh well, back to bed!

BLING-BLONG! KNOCKA_knocka-Knock!
(KIM opens door)

KIM- Does I'm knows you guys on bi-psychos (bicycles)?

Mormon#1 & Mormon#2- Perhaps Sir. We are here representing The Jesus Christ Church of...

KIM- I'm nose...Ladder daze Saints. Okray. Here 5 Dollah (U.S.)! I'm buy some Amway laundry detergent and one Donnie & Marie CD.
(KIM shuts door)

KNOCKA-KNOCKA_knocka. Blong-BLING! BLING_BING!
(Aww...hell)

And so it goes. Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader, KIM Jong IL

4 comments:

Erica said...

Once I saw fit to engage those knocka-knockas on my door, very nicely, very polite...and I never saw or heard from them again.

9328737 said...

Do not give money to Jehovah's witnesses. They use it to pay settlements on child molestations cases and to keep their bussines running.

http://testigoscristianosdejehova.blogspot.com/

JihadGene said...

Ericklaw- Me ownree glad that Chicago's own "CRAZY OLD UNCLE"
JERRYMYASS WRIGHT ain't goings door-2door.RYLT! GR KJI JG

Yo! Bar code numba. Kick rocks, dude!
You needs to go tooo's sum conspiracy theory website. I'm busy with skull & bones here.GR

That 1 Guy said...

Kick rocks. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

The visitors I can't stand are those "kids" selling magazine subscriptions (supposedly to win some trip), and who don't know how to take "no" for an answer.