Monday, April 7, 2008

Barrack and Michelle Out for a Stroll by jihadgene

Meanwhile out for a stroll near U.C. Berkeley...

MICHELLE- Oh, Barry it's such a lovely day for a walk.

BARRACK- (smokers cough)HAAAAK! You know it Baby Girl. Haaak!

MICHELLE- I wish you'd stop that!(to Barrack as he launches/burns another lung rocket)

BARRACK- Haaaaaaaawk! Stop what, Puddin-Pants? haaak!

MICHELLE- Nothin, Dear. Oh Barry, look! It's the Red, White, & Blue! And in Berkeley!

BARRACK- Don't even look at it, Puddin. Haaaaaak! I will not salute it! We shall ignore it. HAK!

MICHELLE- Oh Barry. For the 2nd time in my adult life, I'm proud to be an American!

BARRACK- HaaaaK! Funny but I thought there were some more stars on it for some (HAAK!) reason.












There's a 7-Eleven!Haka-hak! I gotta pick up another pack of smokes!

MICHELLE- GAWD DAMN CANCER STICKS!

BARRACK- GAWD DAMN WOMAN! Haaaaaak!

VOICE IN THE PARK- GAWD DAMN AMERICA!

MICHELL- Oh Hey! Sounds like Reverend Wright's in town!

BARRACK- That or there's a Trinity United Church in Berkeley.HAK-HAK-KAAAAWAAaaaK!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You write like a ten-year-old, Slimewad.

Anonymous said...

Awww... obama doesn't like your humor, JihadGene!

We do. Carry on!

Deltabravo

JihadGene said...

Hey what can I say! I was educated in a liberal run Pubrick skool system!
Anon must be a Teachers Union Leader.
We can only HOPE for CHANGE!!!
In the words of Reverend Jerrymyass Wright-
GAWD DAMN 10 year old rich, white, Eye-Talian kidz!

Teresa said...

LOL - love it - you have an anonymous coward troll - how excellent.

RedNeck said...

Dear Anon#1:

Suck it.

Twice.

You got a light JG? I forgot it at the 7-11 and Abu didn't remind me to get one.

RedNeck said...

Oh shit... almost forgot...

Peace out.

Anonymous said...

LOL !

That 1 Guy said...

Great one, JG!

And congrats on getting a comment from the brave! And so soon! Took me over two years to get one.

You lucky bastard... :)