Sunday, March 30, 2008

Dr KIM Jong PhiL on Behavior (the detestible kind) by JihadGene

Doctor KIM Jong PhiL on De-Testicle Behavior


KIM- Hell-row! Docktor KIM Jong "PhIL" here. I will have my assistant, the 7 Starred General Wang, channeling Hillree Clinton again, for your enlightenment.

WANG- I don't know Sir.

KIM- I'm ODOR YOU! Besides, I have a family plan for the Wang's at any number of my Goo-Logs.

WANG- Gulags, Great Reader?

KIM- Read my whips....GOO...FWICK'N...WOGS!

WANG- I'm sooo Hillary, Doctor PhIL!

KIM- I'm taught, so.

WANG- ......uhhh.....So as our plane cork-screwed into Bosnia International, we began receiving Triple A (anti aircraft artillery). I held SinBad's hand, as he was a nervous wreck, and I made sure all trays and chairs were in the up-right position, as the Air Force flight attendants were soiling their britches and overcome with fear. As we landed the in-coming sniper fire was so fierce that our brave troops-on-the-ground, threw down their weapons, and ran-away faster than Obama tryin to catch a quick smoke! As I a picked up an abandoned M-2 .50 cal Heavy machine-gun ...

KIM- Snap out of it, WANG! I'm heard this all befloor.

WANG- So, I MISSPOKE ...! It was only the first time I did so in 12 years.

KIM- Crap! Now I'm got a 7 Star General Hill-ree. Snap out of it Wang!


*( We now say aloha to Great Reader and wish him hell.)JG RYLT!

(Thanks to DeltaBravo for this inspiration, even on a Sunday.)JG RYLT!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dang, I just read in the news that you are planning a pre-nuptial strikes on your friendly neighbor to the South.

You are a bad bad puddytat.

Anonymous said...

http://arkansasgopwing.blogspot.com/2008/02/hillary-clinton-wanted-to-be-marine.html

Her military prowess goes far beyond that, KIMchee. Here's another blast from her past. Whatever lies in there, maybe there is a spark of the truth... impending marriage to Billyboy and she happens across a USMC recruiter in all of his spit-n-polish glory. Well, any normal gal would want to sign up, right?

Deltabravo (humbled at the shoutout. I'm really not an inspiration at all.)

JihadGene said...

DeltaBravo-

You right up my rife! I do ruv "mucho" your comments at brackfive! You are one of the peeps who kept egg'n me on for more. Can't thank yoo enough long time! Honest.

RYLT! JG & KJI

Anonymous said...

JG, no one can be that funny all the time (not to mention the muy clever puns within the puns) and not be a freakin' genius. As ever, I'm grateful for the laughs in the midst of some not very funny subjects.

Deltabravo

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JihadGene said...

Thanks Lillian...looong time!!!