Doctor KIM Jong PhiL on De-Testicle Behavior
KIM- Hell-row! Docktor KIM Jong "PhIL" here. I will have my assistant, the 7 Starred General Wang, channeling Hillree Clinton again, for your enlightenment.
WANG- I don't know Sir.
KIM- I'm ODOR YOU! Besides, I have a family plan for the Wang's at any number of my Goo-Logs.
WANG- Gulags, Great Reader?
KIM- Read my whips....GOO...FWICK'N...WOGS!
WANG- I'm sooo Hillary, Doctor PhIL!
KIM- I'm taught, so.
WANG- ......uhhh.....So as our plane cork-screwed into Bosnia International, we began receiving Triple A (anti aircraft artillery). I held SinBad's hand, as he was a nervous wreck, and I made sure all trays and chairs were in the up-right position, as the Air Force flight attendants were soiling their britches and overcome with fear. As we landed the in-coming sniper fire was so fierce that our brave troops-on-the-ground, threw down their weapons, and ran-away faster than Obama tryin to catch a quick smoke! As I a picked up an abandoned M-2 .50 cal Heavy machine-gun ...
KIM- Snap out of it, WANG! I'm heard this all befloor.
WANG- So, I MISSPOKE ...! It was only the first time I did so in 12 years.
KIM- Crap! Now I'm got a 7 Star General Hill-ree. Snap out of it Wang!
*( We now say aloha to Great Reader and wish him hell.)JG RYLT!
(Thanks to DeltaBravo for this inspiration, even on a Sunday.)JG RYLT!