New Photos of Dicktater KIM Jong Un!

North Korea's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un navigates the DPRK giant sized battleship "Boom Boom".
KIM points to beach, upon hearing the battleship has no onboard head. Norko Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un shouts the order, "Fools speed ahead! I'm got's to go! Gets me to that beach, LOOONG time!!!"

 A real pathfinder...the glorious DPRK Marine-Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un hits the beach!

Secretary General of Sewers 'n Cement Defenses, KIM Jong Un emerges with both a smile on his beautiful face, and a cleansed colon, from the heavily fortified & reinforced North Korean slit-trench!

                                               The DPRK's People's Army rejoice!

Joe Biden on NORKO Nuke Threat

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! After hearing of Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un's talk of a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the USA, Vice Premiere Joe Biden has issued the following statement: "I already told Obama and Kerry that Dennis Rodman wasn't 'all that', to that sawed-off little West Korean dictator! Dennis Rodman? Really??? What a bunch of malarky! I told them weeks ago to send in Moms Mabley and Scatman Crothers! They looked at me like I was stupid! Maybe they'll listen now? I certainly hope so...

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

I love this song! Keep our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers very LOOONG time!!! It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Meanwhile...somewhere north of the 38th Parallel...we find the Great New Reader of Norf Korea, KIM Jong Un, kicking it and listening to a bootleg 8 track tape of Kenny Chesney's "El Cerrito Place"...
KIM: (KIM sings)
I'm been hanging awownd this place...I'm been launching wockets into space
I'm been waiting for a Loo...waiting for a loo-loo-loser just like you
All the places wind surfing that you go...all the catsup people that you know
I've been rooking forward to you...while launching mucho wockets too
All the anti war rallies that you go to...all the code pink people love you so
I'm been waiting for a Loo...waiting for a loo-loo-loser like you
And all those botox people...up in El Presidente's Place
I'll put your $ in my pocket....and you'll say "peace" with a stoopid grin upon your face
My wockets rain down on La Brea...while Obama vacations hard
Reverend Wright sings Hallelujah and Michelle dances with the stars
My wockets, you know, now can go so far
Me? I'm been lookin forward to John Kerry...lookin forward to you, Kerry...lookin forward to you, Kerry
All night LOOONG time long!!!
(from JG's HQ: It's Red Shirt Friday! Let's Dance!)

Korean Valentines Day Story 1976

Ahhhh...yes...Valentines Day 1976! I remember it well!! Our first Valentines Day as husband and wife, (I was the husband, in case you're confused) married to the very RUVLY Mrs JihadGene. We took the "Train Ride of Romance" that day, from the Punjabi District of Pusan, South Korea to the scenic and serene north. A train ride of RUV...very LOOONG time!!! You see,  if you know anything about Korea's train system in the 1970's, then you know that there were 3 basic trains for travel. There was 1st class...it was "The Blue Train"....then, there was coach..."The Green Train" and lastly, there was "The Red Train". It was a train perfect for broke newly-wedded G.I.'s and their lovely brides! Simply put...it was a train for those "so much in LOOONG time love" that they didn't mind the freezing weather at 29 to 43 MPH, coming in through those boxcars with seats, and all the while sitting next to pigmy goats tied to the train's hand rails and Papasans hacking up chunks from their congested lungs. Just taking a pee on the Red Train was an adventure all in itself! Baby goats were tied up to the urinals. But what can I'm say? We were 21 and we were very much in RUV! To us,  it was a beautiful summer morning in Northwestern India! Smell the sweet air (above the goats)? Do you hear the music playing over all the hacking coughs?? We did! Now view this video, please. This is how we saw it. This is how we felt. We danced all the way north! God bless you all, especially our awesome US Armed Forces and their families! Have a wonderful Valentines day... very LOOONG time!!!  Come on! Let's dance and enjoy life's ride! JG;)

North Korean Shout Out to Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry

                                       
                                                    Happy Nuke Year, Blitches!

Nuke Quake

In North Korea there has been an earthquake... or a nuclear bomb was just tested. Have a happy...not crappy...New Year, LOOONG time!!!

It's Friday and Fashion Thug's 12th Anniversary!Let's Dance!

Can you believe it? Friday already...and it's also the 12th anniversary of our store, "Fashion Thug". My wife is the brains of this outfit...and...well...opposites DO attract!  So what can I'm say??? This song is for her! God has been great to us and I want to remind you of some great folks! Our US military and their families.  It's RED SHIRT FRIDAY for you Soldiers' Angels types and supporters of our most awesome US Armed Forces! It's Friday! Let's Dance and keep our troops and their families in your prayers...always and very LOOONG time!!! Have a wonderful weekend! JG & Family